An arms race in outer space!

There's an arms race in outer space

and Trump wants a United Ireland

Artificial Intelligence is going to kill us all

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball.

British Patriots in nonce bonnets

can't understand why people wish to leave the union,

"No we want you to stay but we want them to go"

all this and more caught on a second hand Go Pro

All the Western countries are in a pickle, 

the Nazis are on the march!

Reform UK Ltd are taking bungs like they're going out of fashion

At this rate Nigel Farage will be able to afford a dachshund.

A little toy dog he'll keep in his man bag

it will have a small moustache and angled fringe

and just when scrutiny rears its ugly head

the dog will frighten journalists away by barking "Raus"

History repeats itself and fascism comes back into fashion

some will call it sensible politics and create excuses

for the unmentionable.

Even the sleepiest among us can see that life is now questionable.

Anglophiles question why Celts want to leave the Union

The response "You were the original invaders'

is met with incredulity.

Public Schoolboys with ties to Monarchy are never off duty.

Britain is the shittest it's ever been 

We can't even say God Save the Queen

because her son is in the throne room

and the brother hiding at Sandringham

Harry & Meghan are being given the runaround

The King and the Tabloids are trying to run them aground

Perfidious Albion is seething with discontent

You can see them in Piddington and Portsmouth,the malcontents

Will it ever get better? Probably not

It's too late to stop the rot

A scared and frightened populace are easily controlled

by an arms race in outer space!