"It comes after the deputy chief medical officer, Dr Jenny Harries, warned it may be six months until Britain can return to normal life."
What was your normal life?
Rushing to and from work? Strife!
Binge Drinking on a Friday & Saturday
Shopping on credit
Feeling lucky, did you have a flutter?
Arguing & Bickering
Brexit Ticker Taping
What was your normal life?
Wondering about your sexual orientation
9-5 standing at the train station
waiting for the bus
Christ it's busy and hot, what a fuss
What was your normal life?
Football Focus & Netflix
Reality TV
Ant & Dec? Feck
Tinder, Grinder, Friend Finder
Loneliness
What was your normal life?
Recovering from work
Thinking about work
Getting ready to go to work
Dreading work
What was your normal life?
Keys Stage 3 & 4
Knock on the Door
It's the Oftsed Inspector
Its off to the PRU with you Drew
What was your normal life?
School, Exams, Uni, Student Loans
Gap Year
Stranded by Grounded Air Lines
Price Hiked Car Insurance
Traffic Warden Fines
What was your normal life?
socially isolated elder
unemployed welder
Queuing for Parking
Night Clubbing
What was your normal life?
Prepaying for your funeral
I demand my three score years and ten
no coronavirus for me my friend
because I clapped for the NHS
The End
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