New Staff

New staff are not the old staff

New staff won't put up with your shit, 

your games, your manipulations.

This is the day shift and we are watching you through our cameras.

The day shift are not the night shift.

We have had our rest and we see your weak smiled humility,

 your apology.

You are an apology of a human being.

We have the power behind this desk

a little higher than you

looking down

looking down on you

You don't like being judged do you?

So that's what we'll do

Judge you.

Are you worthy to stay here?

You may have the funds but....

If we can charge you any more we will.

A deposit is a lost deposit with us.

When you checked in last night you didn't think that you would be faced with the Waffen SS of hotel & catering staff trained in some of the coldest hearted lobbies of Kensington and New York 

Did you?

Listen punk, this may be a youth hostel but even I can tell that you are over 50 without cutting you in half and counting the rings so I don't want to listen to your whining and complaining.

"HAVE A NICE DAY"