Trust the good old Western Fail to ensure that we wont sleep easily in our beds tonight! Not only have we heard the news that the Western Male is no longer to be printed in the Western half of 'Pax Brittanica', the land that it claims to represent but on Page 15 under News we discover the devastating information
"CHIP SHOP CLOSED DOWN AFTER DEAD MOUSE FOUND UNDER FREEZER".
It doesn't go on to explain that papers were found on the dead mouse detailing his mission to infiltrate the TATA steelworks and get more information on the Pension Arrangements for the mice working at the Port Talbot plant. I mean, come on, a mouse!!! If it had been a rat, then fair enough but we are talking about a chip shop at Sandfields, Port Talbot. The punters will probably complain that there is less flavour on the food now but seriously this was the owner's living. How can a chip shop owner be given a 12 week prison sentence suspended for one year and be expected to pay £800 in costs to Neath Port Talbot Council? They could add that on to his Council Tax surely at £8.00 a month for a hundred months. I think there's something we are not being told here and that is that in fact that the mouse was a Muslim. The unannounced inspectors actually found a rolled up prayer mat and mouse slippers under the freezer but they are not actually leaking this information in case the population get hysterical.
On the same page 15, still under News obviously, the Headline
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