Mulod: Mules/Donkeys
Once in Royal Capitalist City
lay a lonely crib and bed
Baptist Preacher and a Teacher
was this year, going tabloid red.
Three wise donkeys in a manger
Animal rights activists on a wager
"Free the Mulod" was their aim
but baby Jesus was not game.
One big dolly made in China
stamped on its arse "Elizabeth Regina"
In dead of night, not out of spite,
'Free the Mulod' had a fright
They loosed the reins of hairy donkeys
they heard the words
"Mas o ma honkeys"
Baban Iesu with revolving head
was holding a gun beside his bed.
Joseph and Mary were armed to the hilt
with grenades and stun guns under their kilt.
It was Middle West night upon the Hayes
'Free the Mulod' were in a daze
Drunks and Punks down chip alley, heard the furore,
and joined in the melee
You couldn't tell which was the ass and which was the donkey
as the Barrel Organist sent in his monkey.
This indeed was the nativity from hell
as the enemy church rang out its bell
Suddenly snow began to fall
local urchins rolling droppings into a ball
ne'er had such a night been seen in the Diff
as Joseph and Mary started smoking a spliff.
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