Ffrinj Nuttars

"I am however utterly disgusted to see Neil Hamilton spewing his bile before anyone knew if Steven was going to be OK. He truly is a creature from the gutter. Tonight I am calling for the immediate suspension of the NEC. Elections need to be held for both a new leader of the party, as well as the NEC. People say that UKIP is split  down the middle between two camps. This is incorrect. The Tory troublemakers and fifth columnists represent a small minority in our party, yet they use any opportunity they can to undermine those working tirelessly to hold the government's feet to the flames. This ends today. If Neil Hamilton and Douglas Carswell remain in the party, and the NEC decide that Steven Woolfe can not run for leader, I will be leaving UKip"  

       UKip Backer Arron Banks

Well bois bach politics has never been so interesting and like Tony Blair I am thinking of making a comeback but which party can the Shark Fisherman of Wales join? I am a 'Ffrinj Nuttar' you see and no self respecting party would have me in their ranks. Every party has their 'Ffrinj Nuttars' and one of the Tory Party's in Wales is that well known 'Greasy Wop' Alun 'Bad Boy' Cairns. It is a good thing that I don't own a television because if I had watched Question Time last night, in the finest tradition of UKip, I would have smashed the telly up, thrown it out of the window, brought it back inside in pieces in a Co-op carrier bag, to throw it out again to make sure that the British Broadcasting Propaganda machine was not still bleeping. The part I thought was very telling was where Neil Hamilton is seen chuckling to himself. This particular 'Ffrinj Nuttar' had been trawling the TV studios yesterday telling everybody of the second hand account of the 'handbags at dawn' incident in the European Parliament at Strasbourg where Steven Woolfe's pride took a slam. He had been humiliated in some way and did the teddy out of the pram routine ensuring public sympathy for his bid for the Leadership. The reason that I am a 'Ffrinj Nuttar' is that I disagree with the fact that the Party of Wales have one Peer of the Realm within their ranks and that they have an anti-nuclear policy nationally but not on Ynys Mon where Wylfa B will bring jobs (to those from the outside) so I wouldn't be able to join them. I am an avowed Republican  and only the Green Party have a policy on this I believe. Tessa 'Blue Angel' May has made it quite clear that we on the Celtic Ffrinj are in TeamGB whether we like it or not. She's a bloody difficult woman aye! The only hope is Corbyn's Socialistas. If they can eliminate the 'Class System' in UK/GB then perhaps I could become a 'Ffrinj Nuttar' for them but I'm open to offers.