Come Piss in my Pension Pot

Come piss in my pension pot

for I do not wish to suffer the 

same fate as Refugees.

Come piss in my pension pot

but not before I sail the high seas

in the yacht I had been saving for.

I fought for this country on the daily nine to five.

wedged on the Kent coast commute

it was only my pension and pocket defibrillator that kept me alive. 

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the growing of the pension pot for one has

garden centres and cruises and grandchildren to look forward to.

I have paid for this wine with my time.

Stand aside, hold my jacket,

no European migrant on benefits 

is going to deprive me of what is mine.

I'm not a betting man but on this occasion 

the Chancellor personally assured me 

that I was right to have my eyes on the prize.

Come piss in my pension pot

because Doreen, the wife, is making tea

 and because gold, is the same colour, as wee.