Today sees the Official Launch in Wales of Plaid Tea Cosy Party. Our aim is to fight the Welsh Assembly Elections on Thursday May 5th in a key marginal that could really F***k it up for any or preferably all of the Political Parties contesting the election. This is because we think Politics and especially Politics in Wales is a Joke and the Assembly Members who are meant to represent us in a talking shop in Cardiff Bay get a golden handshake of £64,000 when they leave office. This is your money. Money that could be used by the NHS or by Port Talbot Steelworks. The key points of our manifesto is that every member is to knit their own Tea Cosy, we stand for the Environment First and an Independent Wales second. Independent from a Westminster Government but still in the heart of Europe. If elected, our brothers and sisters in tea cosys will campaign to get the National Assembly moved to the Victoria Dock in Caernarfon. If S4C are going to Carmarthen, then the Gravy Trainers can move back up North and bring some much needed investment into North Wales. The Tea Cosy Party will fight against anything Cardiff centric and will return power to the regions. Unlike Plaid Cymru, not one single member will be taking their Tea Cosy in to the House of Lords. Peerages & Knighthoods will be refused point blank and no communication or acknowledgement will be given to those wearing Tea Cosys in Buckingham Palace. 'Not in my name gwboi'. As other policies come to us, we'll let you know but we are generally going to make it up on the hoof like the other political parties. So gwd people get knitting thy Tea Cosys innit and if it takes off we will take our message to the rest of the countries that make up the Dis-United Dom.
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