Crying in your Beer

Weapon should be spelt

Weep-on

for you shall die 

in the blink of an eye

or the pull of a trigger

Stab, shoot, kill, bomb

get a coupon with Groupon

Hate, loathing, 'casineb', fear

all will be well after a pint of beer

'Received Pronunciation' of another news atrocity

makes you flinch with added ferocity

Trying to understand means you have to read your history

and make your own mind up without them giving you mystery

For you must keep asking questions in this lying contest of a world

because we are coming to a time when flags will be unfurled.

Every banner black

or red, white and blue

will leave blood stains in the sand

they're coming for you

Prince Harry wants you to join him in his army

and you will follow him out of a misguided sense of loyalty

Rain, flooding, loathing, fear

all will be well after a pint of beer.

You can blame those who follow religion or God

but they just think you're a silly old sod.

So head down all humanity

they want you cowed and bowed and finally

there's always Facebook in perpetuity.