I wish to mud wrestle with Boris Johnson
naked in the snow and rain.
I'd pull his 'todger' a hundred yards
and ping it back again.
Captain Haddock would call him
a 'blue bumbling blistering buffoon'.
"Tankies & Trots"
he shouted down from the ramparts of
Castle Eton.
"I know because I've beaten them twice,
snort,
yah, boo, sucks
to the tuck shop chaps
and the last one there is a jolly old Trot.
You lot of oiks, you talk such absolute rot
We believe in using capitalism to deliver social and economic progress and we do it in a one-nation way – by bringing people together."
"What? like Thatcher did"
replied the Tankies & Trots
who by this stage had extracted something brown
from their collective bots.
"Yah, Yah exactly she was the one who showed us
how it should be done."
Cameron came round the corner holding a Miss Piggy wig
and it was then that all the Tankies & Trots began to twig
The pair began to hurry under a hail of muck and slurry
Who do you think was the first to cum?
as they kept on shouting "you're scum, Fucking scum."
Then IDS jumps into the melee with a furry dildo and matching beret.
The old pro Osborne was on to the game
but had bought a condom in a sale, how tame.
The Tankies & Trots began to bellow
Manchester would never be the same again.
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