Talk like a Pirate Day

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I know, I know, I'm a bit old to be flouncing around like a pirate at 49 but indulge me. You understand of course that my admiration of pirates comes from my deep seated hatred of 'the establishment' especially the 'british establishment'. If there were proper maritime pirates today, I would be up in the crow's nest encouraging others to lay down their lives for the ill gained booty. For not only am I a Pirate admirer and impersonator I am also a coward. "After you Claude" is my trademark expression. If I think I can get away with anything without getting caught then I will but the chances of getting caught are very high. The Police Pirates are very good at their jobs these days so being a proper criminal pirate has lost its appeal. I am just an armchair pirate. You can follow my admiration of pirates here on  https://uk.pinterest.com/RedTheatre/m%C3%B4r-ladronpirates/