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Monday, 6 April 2015

If I live to be 100!


Today I was thinking to myself, get rid of all Guns, not just in America but worldwide. Gun Amnesty. Destroy (War like word) all guns. Then if war is declared, it will be hand to hand, martial arts, jujitsu. No knives either, so basically no weapons apart from your own body. Guns in the arms of a few have killed a lot of people recently, so have aircraft, so I would say, also a ban on commercial aircraft. Stop people travelling all around the globe. We are holding guns and aeroplanes to each others necks. It would take a lot to police and control, the removal of all guns and if war did come down to prowess in martial arts I wouldn't fancy the West's chances if Korea and Japan declared war on us. We are living in an uneasy peace at the moment. Every news story seems to take on an apocalyptic significance. Deaths are now counted in the hundreds. It is a minor event if less than a hundred die. Insanity is stalking the globe wearing the cloak of sanity. All is well, all is normal! As long as we can get to our century without anything major upsetting our own safety because we are all going to live to be a hundred. If I do live to be 100, I will have been unemployed for 61 years. What a drain on taxpayers' money I would be. I would be the most hated elderly man in Wales, the most spiteful, cantankerous blogger this side of the Mumbles.   


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