Tory Street

 

Cameron warns of IS threat to UK
  I'll fetch the ISIS Flags from the van
Cos if you want the best ones
but you don't ask questions
 Then brother, I'm your man

Cause where it all comes from is a mystery,
It's like the changing of the seasons
 and the tides of the sea
But here's the one that's driving me berserk:
Why do only Fools and Tories Twerk?

CLOSING THEME

 We've got some Ebola and Gaza Strip
 A Panic attack on our lips
And miles and miles of Olympics
 Common Wealth Games

Austerity
  Bread & Circus

BedroomTax.

Fracking

Iraq

Ukraine

Putin

is

a

Ruskie!

 

Recall the Knobs from Holiday

 

Dock their wages, seize their pay.

 Income Tax and V.A.T
ATOS, DWP Come and See
 Black or white, rich or poor
 We'll  leave Europe

If You Vote!

 God bless Tory Street
Viva Tory Street
Long Live Tory Street
C'est Magnifique
That's French for Street.