D.I.Y Dave

 

They don't call me D.I.Y Dave

 

because I am shit at D.I.Y

but rather than paying shysters over the odds

I'd rather have a try.

 

The kitchen looks as if its been put together by a boxer wearing gloves

🥊

 

Give me a Hammer and some nails and I'm your man.

 

"Bang Bang, Thank you Ma,am." 

 

There's no subtlety, no nuance, no craft

 

Just Bodge it, Cut it, That'll do!

 

I don't believe in perfection

 

Bull at a Gate Productions present

 

Hopeless around the House.

 

Zap, Thud, Crash, Saw, Boing,

 

D.I.Y Dave

 

available for bar mitzvahs and weddings.