Stand Up Comedy Routine!

Today, I was at the Glee Club in Cardiff Bay! I was part of a BBC Stand Up Comedy Workshop.
It was very enjoyable and the upshot was that we had to prepare some material and deliver it to an audience.

 

 



Sut Mae? That's Welsh for F Off!
I'm Welsh and I hate the fact. I hate being Welsh.
Why couldn't I be Brazilian, Italian, Dutch or Guatamalan?
No I had to be born under the Prince of Wales Feathers.
The Red Straightjacket!
"We'll keep a Welcome in the Hillside"
Yeah and do you know why? Because we won't let you into our homes.
When I lived in North Wales, they thought I was a Scouser and when I went to Liverpool they thought I was a woollyback!
One nil to the sheepshaggers! One nil!
Wales? Do you mean the Fish or those singing bastards said the New York Cab driver!
The thing I hate most about being Welsh is that there are two languages vying side by side for attention and funding and status and there should only be one language in Wales.
Welsh.
I walked into a shop and they started talking Welsh! Yeah? Well fuck me they must have been talking about you, you paranoid bastard.   
I'm half and half a Welshman and it's so tiring.
Cardiff, the Capital City of Wales, Don't get me started, you wouldn't even know you were in Wales.
You can relax when you go to Bristol or Bath but when you get back, there's an edginess. There is an uneasiness in the Principality! When they told us we were going to be in the Glee Club I thought they meant the National Assembly of Wales.
£60,000 a year for sitting on your 'Ich Dien'
The Best Thing to come out of Wales?
The M4
I've been David Williams and what you think of me is none of my business.
Nos Da!

 All right, it's not funny and I actually forgot the script and went off on one but it was my first time and they said 'Not Bad for an Old un'