Pothole Palestine

 

Imagine if a country was doing to yours

what Israel is doing to Palestine?

 

Keir Starmer (Sir) is obsessed with the Ukraine

On defence, he’s throwing money down the drain.

 

He won’t touch the Israeli lobby

He’ll tut tut and express regret but  

 

His paymasters have told him to keep schtum

so a televised carnage takes place

 

and everyday babies and children die

Israel sighs “They were Hamas”

 

The emotional disconnection required to witness this

has destroyed our humanity.

 

The Zionist zealots will use Old Testament theology

to shut us up systematically.

 

Nobody can touch them!

They are the untouchables  

 

Labour want to distract us with potholes

as Palestine is made a giant crater.  

 

Talking pish for a living

 

Football pundits and daytime television hosts

talk pish for a living.

 

Social influencers and You Tube Vloggers

talk pish for a living.

 

Sunday School Teachers and Preachers

talk pish for a living.

 

Politicians and their Patrons

talk pish for a living.

 

Prime Ministers and their Chancellors

talk pish for a living.

 

Presidents and their Miami Vices

talk pish for a living.

 

Loose Women and Toxic Tates

talk pish for a living.

 

Nick Robinson and Justin Webb

talk pish for a living.

 

Emma Barnett and Amol Rajan

talk pish for a living.

 

All the shock jocks on Hell B C

       talk pish for a living.      

 

Headmasters and Headmistresses

talk pish for a living.

 

We should all have a whip round

on Just Giving

 

for

 

Performance Poets

who

talk pish for pocket money.

     

So when does the picketing of job centres start? #LizKendall #DWP #disab...

Y dysgwr dirgel ar Ddiwrnod Ddydd Gŵyl Dewi

Voluntary Worklessness and Economically Inactive

 

Voluntary Worklessness and Economically Inactive

 

I awake and see Liz Kendall and Keir Starmer (Sir) standing at the bottom of my bed

“Hands off cocks and on to socks”

barks Liz with her Sergeant Major stripes.

I yawn

Another day of being beaten down by the State

I don’t even claim benefits anymore

I live on fresh air

Surely it should be my choice whether to work or not

you know like the Royal Family.

I’d like to see Prince Andrew as a Security Guard at a Job Centre

or King Charles filling in potholes in the road

They (the establishment) want us working to distract us from the crumbling

United Kingdom of Great Britain

They are in charge of a rotten borough

Old Sarum writ large

Keir Starmer (Sir) pulls the duvet and sheets from my bed

“Cheeky, wait till you’re asked will you”

“Come on you lazy, workshy doleite malingerer

Liz here will find you a career"

“Fuck me, it’s like being back in the cub scouts”

‘Bob a Job’

 because that’s all they are prepared to pay you

“Look you pair of knobs, leave us alone

Go and keep the Israeli lobby happy

and with that in walked David Lammy.”

 

no oil, no tractors, no farmers, no food

 

How Rupert Lowe can you go?

If you’ve got Farage and Clarkson on your side

you need to check your rear view mirror.

They even brought a tank to Whitehall

not your small mountain farmer with a few hundred sheep

but your Norfolk Barley Baron and your not very gentlemanly landowner.

There are 16 environmental activists in prison at the moment

but farmers care more about paying inheritance tax than they do about that

They would say

“No Oil, No Tractors, No Farmers, No Food”   

Will a ‘Farmer’ go to prison for all that he holds dear?

Nigel insists that it must be peaceful and persistent

Talk about getting on the PanzerKampf Bandwagon

If you export all the immigrants who will pick your crops Farmer Giles?

A.I will do it!

You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover

but damn it’s hard to feel sorry for these Hooray Henrys

Whatever happened to the Farm Labourer holding his trousers up with bailer twine?

Hold your heads too long in the trough and you’ll be regarded as swine.

Crass, Brass and Bombast

The electorate don’t love you, Labour.

You can clamp down on illegal migration.

but ‘the people’ will still choose Reform.

Valentine’s Day is coming, no roses for you.

Nigel is in his jodhpurs with ‘Big Farmer’.

He’s planning to go offshore with his inheritance tax avoidance.

Elon Musk is in his counting house counting out his money.

Donald Trump is in the White House eating bread and honey.

Hold up, wait a minute something aint right!

“Cincinnati Nazis get their asses whopped”.  

Hate will never prevail!

We all know that but it’s as if these douchebags have to go through the motions.

25% tariffs on all imports of iron and steel?

But what will happen to the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Tennessee Titans?

Orangeman waves a sweaty fist to end the war in Ukraine.

Did he actually say, “Middle Eastern Riviera?”

We are in the era of crass, brass and bombast.

If you aren’t a nasty bastard get with the programme.

Forget Kindness & Compassion that’s for pussys.

You are going to have to prove to me, on pain of death,

that you aren’t woke!