Crass, Brass and Bombast

The electorate don’t love you, Labour.

You can clamp down on illegal migration.

but ‘the people’ will still choose Reform.

Valentine’s Day is coming, no roses for you.

Nigel is in his jodhpurs with ‘Big Farmer’.

He’s planning to go offshore with his inheritance tax avoidance.

Elon Musk is in his counting house counting out his money.

Donald Trump is in the White House eating bread and honey.

Hold up, wait a minute something aint right!

“Cincinnati Nazis get their asses whopped”.  

Hate will never prevail!

We all know that but it’s as if these douchebags have to go through the motions.

25% tariffs on all imports of iron and steel?

But what will happen to the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Tennessee Titans?

Orangeman waves a sweaty fist to end the war in Ukraine.

Did he actually say, “Middle Eastern Riviera?”

We are in the era of crass, brass and bombast.

If you aren’t a nasty bastard get with the programme.

Forget Kindness & Compassion that’s for pussys.

You are going to have to prove to me, on pain of death,

that you aren’t woke!