How being nice to people used to exhaust me aka the gruesome grind

Uniform

 

Uniform

We’ve got it arse about face in the UK

School kids should attend in their own clothes

University students should require a uniform

Why make them wait for a cap and gown?

Teenagers shouldn’t be cloned drones in brown

but unique sorts with critical thinking skills

savvy about finance and money,

responsible about relationships.

If they get to University then they have earned the right

to wear a uniform to let them stand out.

They can carry their student debt about their neck

on a chalk board

Anybody would think that

 "Schools teach against the individual"

“You need to fit in rather than stand out”

The ones who survive into adulthood

are the canaries they sent down the coalmine.

They still sing and dance and express creatively

but behind closed doors.

You’re top of the form

if you wear a uniform  

but your job 

(which you know)

is to rebel.

         

British Bulldog

 

My first blog post of 2025! What took you so long? Well probably like many in Britain and America I have been like a punch drunk boxer. The other boxer being the news.

I thought I would introduce this post with a video purloined from You Tube. An American explaining the game of British Bulldogs. Elon Musk explaining to Britain how its democracy should be run. 

If you are of a certain age you will probably remember playing this game at school where there is a bulldog in the middle somebody like Nigel Farage say and then all the Brits run towards him hoping that they don't get tagged and turn into the Reform UK Ltd company leader. Those Brits might include Ben Habib, Paul Thorpe, Paz 49 and Richard Inman. Who? The tiny Tommy Robinson fan club. While this group of thugs run passed Niggels in the middle, he gets his coat tail pulled, his tie ruffled, his hair tousled. Just another playtime at Dulwich College for nine jobs Nigel.

Hang on, what's this? Somebody has just turned up wearing a stars and stripes bandana around his head and is jumping up and down and shouting 'All Right'. It is Mrs Trump herself Elon Musk, the owner and proprietor of the right wing propaganda outlet on which this blog post is going out.

Elon stands there with wads of cash in his hands and he is goading Nigel "Reform needs a new leader. You haven't got what it takes" 

Well this riles up old Nigel and who can be seen lumbering across like Frankenstein's monster but Lee Anderson. If anybody is a British bulldog it's our Lee. Rupert 'the bear' 'how low can you go' Lowe and Tricky Dicky Tice arm in arm with Isinhell Oakshott.

British politics has become so polarised since Nigel's Brexit dream turned into a nightmare but like the Kirby Vacuum Salesman that he is, he is selling, selling, selling the grift until he has no grift left to sell.

One good thing for the woke left who are in complete disarray is that the right are now having an internal tiff. Their hatred and othering of migrants has been turned on eachother and all because of that contemptuous of court Tommy Robinson. Yaxley Lennon is more snappy Jack Russell terrier than bulldog. He is a ratter who appears allegedly to have ingested so much of the stuff that flows down the sewers from the Houses of Parliament (cocaine and shit) that he appears permanently wired. His fight or flight response has fused and he is now fighting himself in solitary confinement.

Britain really needs to geographically split between those who voted for Brexit, the 52% Leave should go and live in Wales and the 48% Remain should go and live in East Anglia, Lincolnshire and the Wash. All the right wingers, save our statues, bomb the boats, I'm not racist but, anti-vaaxxers and anti Sadiq Khan's should go and live in Wales with the Leavers, and the Free Free Palestine Freedom Fighters should join the Remain group in East Anglia.

The British Bulldog in the middle is Darren Ferguson, Manager of Peterborough United who doesn't have to move very far. He can call on his Dad to give any body who deigns to cross the British median the hair dryer treatment and because in his own words 'we're not a charity case', this British Bulldog will make sure that there will be no family re-unions to be had across the dividing line of Britain.

Elon Musk jumping around on stage in front of Trump shouting USA reminded me of another ginger shouting "Well Allright' in Sheffield three decades ago. Neil Kinnock, the worst Prime Minister we never had. His bastard child Blair has decreed that too many people in Britain are self diagnosing with depression. He's right in my case and I am going to see if I can get a sick note from the GP so I can get out of playing British Bulldogs, a game which will go on ad infinitum until the woke left realise that it is a class war and not a culture war that we should be fighting whatever Mrs Trump says to the opposite regularly on Twitter.

Happy 2025 to you all and may it bring an end to the Israeli genocide of Palestine.