In the North it was Klangolken, Klandudno and Henklan
Down by ere it is Nadolig Klawen
Machynlleth goes by the name of Mycuntlet
Dolgellau is Dolgerloo
In a game of Cluedo Cymraeg it would be the Radio 4 Announcer
in the studio with a microphone and an anglophone education.
A tourist in a pub or shop where they walk in and everyone
speaks Cymraeg.
"Here mate, if I want to feel like a second class citizen
then I'll go to Spain"
"Oh really? the Spanish speaking part or the Catalan speaking part or perhaps Gwlad y Basg?"
"The Bulldog Bar on the Costa Del Sol if you must know"
It's Toffs and Working Class Tories that are murdering the double Ll
The Middle Class will have a bloody good go at it, chwarae teg.
It's the dismissive types, the ones who haven't got the time
or who don't see the point.
I mean they don't have to mention us at all really
We're just a footnote in history
but if you are going to try and announce it
STOP MURDERING THE DOUBLE Ll
