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Saturday, 13 November 2021

Mr Ogada

 I've just received correspondence from Mr Ogada.

He seems like a lovely man.

Ms Kristalina Ivanova Georgieva-Kinova

Dear Sir,

We have recently completed our audit of International Monetary Fund (IMF) which we conducted in accordance with International Standards on Auditing (“ISAs”).


In accordance with our normal practice, we write to draw your attention to certain matters which we identified during our audit of the financial statements of International Monetary Fund (IMF) for the year 2021. During the course of our initial audit of the financial statements, we identified unclaimed funds which was approved in your name but has not been paid to the beneficiary.


We were meant to understand from our findings that your payment is being unnecessarily delayed by Payoneers. We certainly do apologize for any inconvenience that this may have caused.


Based on the record in our computer database, after we have verified your payment file your outstanding payment including accrued interest payable, is $21,739,800 [Twenty one million, seven hundred and thirty nine thousand, eight hundred US dollars] only.

It gives me an immense pleasure to inform you that consequent upon ceaseless and sincere efforts of our visionary, Chief Economist of IMF, Ms Kristalina Ivanova Georgieva-Kinova, the current Managing Director (MD) and Chairwoman of the IMF has approved your payment and issued a Cashier Check valued at ($21,739,800) in your name.

All you need to receive your entire funds in a cashier’s check is (Notarized Claimant Affidavit) from International Court of Justice for the release of this sum of money to you as the sole beneficiary, which is a laid down procedure in the financial institution for a situation like this and it is a basic requirement for you to successfully claim the funds.

We usually ship out items to recipients given address in 1 - 2 business days once we confirmed your payment, at the same time, we will email a new invoice to you with the tracking number, you will be tracking your parcel online in 48 hours till you received it.

Please write down your real and correct name and shipping address, including the postal code and your phone number carefully and completely.

With kindest regards,

Mr. Ceda Ogada
Secretary of the Fund and
Director Secretary Department



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