Crys T Baby

 

Hello kiddywinks and grizzled old bastards. The sharkfishinginwales has cranked up its pop up shop for Christmas once again in a year that it feels just plain wrong to be celebrating anything. 

Are you going to look like 'Fash Trash' on Christmas Day or are you going to send a message to the world by investing in one of my bespoke T shirts?

All T shirts listed below are £13.00 and £3.00 for postage and packaging.

I know he was a controversial figure but since finding out that he(Parliament)cancelled Christmas in 1647 I've been a bit of a fan of Oliver Cromwell. Christmas curmudgeons will really appreciate you thinking about them with a gift of one of these two fashion statements. Let your visitors, guests, family and local hunts be in no doubt where you sit and stand on what has become the most unchristian of festivals. Fight the commercialization of Christmas by putting a little bunce in this blogger's back pocket, why don't you?

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Continuing the Cromwell collection we have these two wowzers that will show that you are ready to join in the post pandemic 'civil unrest at a moment's notice.  The picture shows Richard Harris from the 1970 film 'Cromwell' atop his horse after he has just uttered the immortal words "Put your faith in God and keep your powder dry". Whatever powder you need to keep dry is between you and your God but you want to look stylish as you do it, so here in colours reminiscent of the New Model Army you have Gold on Cardinal Red and Cardinal Red on Gold. 

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From the staunchly Protestant Cromwell to a man who became a Catholic, one of the founding fathers of modern day Welsh Nationalism.  'Saunders Lewis' These two are for those who are fed up of the critics and who want to release their inner MOD Bombing School. Carefully chosen pastel shades and with a psychedelic treated picture so you can just make out who it is. Look flash with these two 'Welsh Nash' T shirts. Don't be ashamed of what you believe. It's easy to criticise. It's less easy to wear one of these two loud crysau T. Yellow on Green & Green on Yellow.

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You are going to need a top quality tote bag to carry all your T shirts and Ken Frane books in. 

Pretend you are somebody in a French film swinging your tote bag as you walk back from the library looking really bookish and intelligent.

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More obscure and eclectic images will be added to the collection as the Crys T empire expands apace.

All T shirts come in the following sizes

S (34-36 inch chest): M (38-40 inch chest): L (42-44 inch chest): XL (46-48 inch chest): 2XL (50-52 inch chest):

All you have to do is send £16.00 inclusive of postage

and packing to

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