On Ilkley Moor Bar Cat

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-43045322

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-people-snap-fingers-rather-than-clap-at-poetry-slam

Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?

"I'm now a Shoreditch 

Hipster Bar Cat baby

buzz off back to Batley daddyo"

Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?

Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee?

I'm a Shoreditch 

Hipster Bar Cat baby

I'm a Shoreditch

Hipster Bar Cat baby

I'm now a Shoreditch Hipster Bar Cat Baby 

Tha's been a 'tomming' Mary Jane?

Now trendy boutiques and vintage shops are more my  thing

Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o' cowd

"Shoreditch is an arty area adjacent to the equally hip neighborhood of Hoxton. Young creatives and trendsetters fill the fashionable clubs and bars that surround Shoreditch High Street, Great Eastern Street and Old Street. An eclectic dining scene features everything from trendy chain restaurants and smart gastropubs to artisan coffee shops and noodle bars. Vintage and design shops are plentiful."

Then us'll ha' to bury thee

"Offering a unique Kung Fu kitsch setting, this bar/restaurant is known for its great cocktails and Dim Sum. Expect all of the classic Chinese cuisine, including wontons, spring rolls, tofu and prawns."

Then t'worms'll come an' eyt thee oop

"This bar features exposed brickwork and has a hip decor that is complemented by mismatched chairs. There is a food truck in the garden, while it also has a large selection of craft beers."

Then t'ducks'll come an' eyt up t'worms

"This large venue has a lot of graffiti-style artwork, giving it a very unique feel. It has a comprehensive snack menu, while there is also a gallery space where budding artists can showcase their creations."

Then us'll go an' eyt up t'ducks

"This Brazilian-inspired cocktail bar serves an array of beers and tapas-style food. At the weekends there is a live DJ who plays until late into the night."

Then us'll all ha' etten thee

"Taking you from day to night, Shoreditch High Street is lined with independent shops and an eclectic mix of restaurants, gritty bars and pubs."

That's wheear we get us ooan back

"Oh Christ of Cats take me back to Yorkshire and get me away from all this pretence" 🙀