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Sunday, 4 February 2018

May Day


MayDay



May Day, May Day
Germany Calling Germany Calling
In a couple of days time Harry and Sparkle will be having a Barney Rubble.
The Princess in the Tower
Cinderella marries Rockerfeller
"Yes, cariad you shall go to the ball"
Security, oh my days, you won't see anything like it.
Across town, at the Circus of Fools, a man in a shabby long coat decides that it is time once again to revisit the plague on England's Green & Pleasant land but this time, only the Toffs, the Gentry, the Queen's Guard and Sentry will cop it.
The poor will find a door, place it in the floor and then push the Tory Scum through it.
Iain Duncan Schmidt, I don't know how he sleeps at night. He will cop it.
Jacob Rees Mogg will turn into a dog at Windsor's Court of Miracles.
Gold coaches full of cockroaches.
Homeless Bitch? I ain't homeless. I'm taking over your palace and turning it into a nail bar.
Meghan is a sweet innocent star but like her deceased mother in law she is marrying into a diseased culture of royalty and entitlement.
They breed like rabbits and call it enlightenment.
The man in the great coat pats himself down, the fleas and the lice will infest the crown.
From this day to that or that day to this, no more royal edicts, gagging orders on councillors as tourists get union jacks.
It's a throwback to Medieval Feudalism, some call it fun.
I call it Barbarism. Televisions, Street Parties, Calling soldiers heroes and then helping them when they've had their legs and arms blown off
Invictus is a party game, played at Eton.
It involves fags and Oxford Dons going round showing off their gongs.
MBE can't you see I'm part of the establishment and you can be too? We can buy you.
The Royal Zoo observed through binoculars by the man in the coat in Windsor Great Park.
Curses & Verses will accompany Wedding Day Hearses.
You're dead and buried when you say I do fella!
Cover yourselves under the Proletariat's Umbrella.
The Honeymoon Helicopter lands
This Party Pooper stands.
The Plague of Penance will find a way to make the Tories & Toffs pay.
May Day, May Day.

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