This bad poetry to be read out in broad Cardiffian
Meghan Markle and her sparkle
will be visiting Cardiff Castle
Princely Harry dressed as a Nazi but shouting Invictus and Help for Working Class Heroes who die for the crown will be dining at the
🐐 Goat Major 🐐
🐐 Goat Major 🐐
surrounded by sycophants of a Royalist Nature.
They won't be eating pâté de foie gras
but smarties and mars bars and clarks pies
and singing hark hark the lark
before being told that the Cardiff Arms Park is no more
and that it is now the Principality in their honour.
The fact that these bum lickers are Welsh is neither here nor there for they are drumming up support for their nuptials amongst the common herd at Windsor.
It wont be a pauper's wedding on May 19th because they will have been swept off the streets by "Conservative Cleansing" an offshoot of Carillion
Princess Michael of Dungeoness and her blackamoor broach and Prince Phillip with his slitty eyes will be watching on.
One blessing for the happy couple is that the potty mouthed POTUS wont be in attendance because he said that the place they had chosen to tie the knot was a shit hole.
God Save the Queen and the Fascist Regime
.jfif)
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