http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/oct/15/boris-johnson-knocks-over-10-year-old-boy-during-rugby-game-in-japan?CMP=fb_gu
The Mayor of London is a Bully
not a headline that would sully
the Evening Standard
"Xtra Xtra read all about it"
Eton Bugger floors ten year old at Rugger
"Sorry old chap but I forgot that I am a demon at competitive sport"
"Give me that ball and I will make amends
for any chariot that lost its wheel going round the bends"
Emperor Johnson in toga of red rose and thorns is waiting to be reborn.
When interviewed on Japan's Childrens' channel the lad said
" He is not the thinnest of men"
In fact the barrel chested buffoon blotted out the moon in the land of the rising sun.
On Great British Telly
dripping with sweat
the white haired yeti was proud to announce
"I would do it again, given half a chance"
" I was never very good at French but I can chin squat a 'Faux Pas' on the old gymnasium bench."
Shadows lengthen over the field of play
Bomber 'Boris' lives to fight another day.
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