Fundamentally Different

Let's be having you

body bags and boots on the ground.

lets get those heads on the decks

kiss me good night sergeant major

tuck me in my little wooden bed

are you fucking gay or something?

or something sergeant major sir!

It's these mad mullahs in their white onesies

bobbing up and down like little bastards in friday prayers,

they are amongst us.

I'm going down the pub to read me porn son

there's some stunners in the Sun.

I'm scared sir

I don't want to be beheaded just because

I'm white and British.

You'll be all right son

You're not a journalist

It's journalists wot gets decapitated

its the writers of war 

not the warriors of war

that die in such a public

and humiliating fashion

slow, squealing like a pig

It's funny they don't eat pork innit!

It's bombs wot does our work for us these days

Tory Toff presses the Red Button

and it's off.

Some cunt was telling me that when we woz in the dark ages

they woz in the age of enlightenment and when he told me what the Duke of Wellington said in 1813

"The French system of conscription brings together a fair sample of all classes; ours is composed of the scum of the earth — the mere scum of the earth. It is only wonderful that we should be able to make so much out of them afterwards."

Well I effing nuts him dunt I.

Knowing full well, that there's no help for heroes.

Onward Christian Soldiers

Allah hu akhbar

I'm afraid there will be no

Inshalla

in our time.