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The Yosemite Sam of Nation States

The Yosemite Sam of Nation States

 

Another mass shooting on strictly come dancing?

I pick up my spectacles.

“Ooh you’re posh, we call them glasses”.

Well raise them then to dystopia

Gaza first, now the Lebanon

The Yosemite Sam of Nation States

is going off on one again.

and apart from the odd ‘virtue signalling’ tweet

I continue with my mundanity thinking about my mortality.

“I’m going to die” (someday)

as my timeline is flooded with pictures of those who have.

We cannot imagine such terrors.

but they’re getting closer.

We can’t remain cossetted and protected forever.

Every other news story a distraction from the reality

that there is a made-up biblical country out there

that will take us all down to save its own myth and legend.      

Christmas is looming on the horizon again,

and only Capitalists will gain.   

You cannot help but feel humanity’s pain

as you pull your tartan trolley round Poundland.    

Atgofion pêl-droed Dafydd Arthur Williams #Deiniolen #Gwynedd #tottenham...

Sent to Coventry #spokenword #spokenwordpoetry

The School for Rioters

 

A Comedy of Misty Manners (Misdemeanours)

By sending all the rioters to prison Sir Keir Starmer has created a school for rioters. If it should kick off a la Strangeways 1991 everybody inside will know what to do.

I am afeared that the Farage riots that followed the Southport stabbings were the start of the dominoes falling not the end.

When Oswald Farage aka Nigel Mosley asked the nation via his You Tube channel whether the truth was being witheld from us, the answer that came back was a resounding NO!

What we have in Britain at the moment is a brutalised populace sick to the back teeth of Brexit, Covid 19, Israel/Gaza, Ukaine/Russia and No Justice for Grenfell. This is why they turned up in such numbers mid week in Walthamstow, Bristol, Liverpool, Birmingham and Brighton. The silent majority are sick to the back teeth after 14 years of Tory misrule under 5 different Prime Ministers. 

We are all sick to the back teeth of the Reform 5. Niggles of Clacton on sea and his Frankenstein monster of Lee Anderson.

These are the puppet masters working the puppets of Southport, Sunderland and Rotherham. We can chuckle at the oaf getting hit on the head and in the bollocks by bricks. We can laugh at the steak bake bastard having it away on his toes with a tray full of fondant fancies from Greggs in Hull. Lush Bath bombs and  Crocs? You wouldn't get these as booby prizes at the local fair.

After Keir Starmer QC has finished locking up the poor he needs to address the elephant in the Cobra meeting of young black mens' mental health. The Leicester Square stabber was Romanian of no fixed abode. Where were the riots in response to that? Ah the stabber wasn't black.

A collective insanity has descended across the land and our limbic systems have returned to that of the caveman. Where's Suella Braverman? Not such a brave man now?

We've had 10 months of murderous barbarity and atrocity from the Israelis. Netanyahu and his guilt complex over October 7th has eradicated completely 2% of the Palestinian population off the face of the earth. This blogger thinks he will carry on until October 7th 2024 and then call it a day on the first anniversary, his blood lust having been finally satiated. Don't count on it! How many hostages will be left by then?

This extreme violence does not exist in a vacuum. We the people are witnessing it 24/7 on our news feeds and social media. We are hearing Israeli spokespersons going from 0 to denial in ten seconds. Their voices taking up the maniacal pitch of the dictators of yesteryear.

Nobody wants any of this, least of all the Palestinians but the Israeli War Cabinet and its Medusa's heads expect the rest of the world to put up and shut up.

Despite the British Patriots'unfailing support for Tommy Robinson and his Mossad handlers even they must be sick to the pit of their stomachs after so many pictures of dead and mutilated children and babies coming out of Gaza.

       

Woke Left Concentration Camps

 

We must not shy away from using the words 'Concentration Camps' seeing as the British instigated them in the Boar War and the fact that Israel have recreated the Holocaust in Gaza.

I 've got no time or sympathy for Nazis but let us be clear that the race riots on the streets of the Disunited Kingdom over the past week are the result of 14 years of a Conservative Administration and now Labour are expected to pick up the tab.

One of their first policies out of the blocks was to lower the prison population but now they are going to be filling them again. A five year sentence for a Just Stop Oil protestor planning disruption? How long are the library burners and the lush looters going to get?

As we are in the middle of a Culture War ramped up by the right, Reform UK, Suella Braverman et al why don't the 'Liberal Elite' bring back Concentration Camps run by the Woke Left?

The police will be on double time and overtime for doing their duty in these riots. Barristers and Judges will expect to be paid for working around the clock sentencing people who were whipped up online and from the desperation of their daily lives to find a scapegoat.

The crumbling Victorian infrastructure cannot house them. Modern, privatised prisons will put them in the same cells as those of a similar mindset and their racism and resentment will ferment in 23 hour lock up before Mr Timpson with a P gets them cutting keys and putting new soles on old shoes.

Concentration Camps run by the Woke Left for the Woke Left. Use the old Butlins and Pontins sites and get these 'Far Right' thugs behind barbed wire. The guards can be well paid 'illegal immigrants' that have been holed up in these hotels. Disenfranchsied 'working class whites' need to see on a daily basis that they aren't getting their country back.

After a meagre breakfast of ersatz coffee and porridge they spend all day on work detail, out on farms picking fruit, away from the concreted town and city centres that have been so claustrophobic for them.

There are mediation sessions when the 'prisoners' are forced to confront and talk with the people that they tried to burn to death in the hotel in Rotherham.   

If they wish to borrow a book from the Camp Library make sure that the library is burnt down before they can get their hands on them.

Force prisoners to wear the clodhopping footwear sold by ShoeZone.

Force prisoners to shower and wash using Lush products so that they will get sick of the smell of them.

Force prisoners to use O2 phones then take the simcard out just as they are to make that call.

Every single 'miscreant' who was thick enough to be whipped up by Stephen Robinson needs to do two years in one of these camps.

Alternatively offer them two years in the British Army which is understaffed and underfunded and under resourced. Their mentality will fit in well with the drudgery and brainwashing of military life.

They made their choice last week. They need to make another choice this week.

Concentration Camp or British Army.  

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Castration Units

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9772601/Health-Castration-help-men-live-LONGER-sheep-study-suggests.html

Every police force in Britain should have a castration unit. 

Not only do we have a 'Far Right' problem at the moment we have a testosterone problem, we have an alcohol problem, we have a hot weather problem caused by climate change.

Nature abhors a vacuum and fourteen years of an austere, Conservative government handing over the baton to Labour (the left elite) has created a palpable relief across the land. Boredom, frustration, resentment and cold blooded murder has led us to this place.

The next time Stephen Tommy Yaxley Robinson Lennon steps foot on Great British soil, his cocaine is confiscated and he is castrated at Trafalgar Square. The sight of so much macho marching over previous years will witness either the removal of his gonads by mechanical means or he can choose to drink the elixir of chemical castration in front of his followers. Even the police horses will need to cover their eyes with their hooves when the brave short arse troublemaker is emasculated in front of his fanatical followers.

Divorced Dads will slink away from Nelson's Column not wanting their own erections to be forcibly downed by the British State. They will retire to their terraced homes and curse Sir Keir Stalin and dream of the day when they will  be able to throw the woke, liberal elite into a concentration camp of their own making.

All in the name of research you understand I have watched a few You Tube videos from 'Far Right' luminaries in recent days trying to understand their amorphous point of view. They are shape shifters who had their hands over their ears in History Classes when the cruelty and destruction of the British Empire was being taught or the Empire Windrush docking at Tilbury. Those subjects aren't taught of course on a very narrow curriculum that emphasises how great Britain has been and how bad Hitler was.

Hitler has only got one ball

Goring has two but very small

Himmler is rather similar

But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all

If castration was a deterrent that could be legally enforced by British police forces and if they could show without fear or favour that they would be even handed and use the process on their own officers before introducing it to the wider public I'm sure that the initial shock and alarm at the introduction of this medieval sounding procedure would be ameliorated. 

So prior to the public castration of Yaxley Robinson the Police will castrate in public the suspended police officer who put the boot in twice on the prone and listless individual lying on the floor of Manchester Airport and then Wayne Couzens.

If the pram pushing England top wearing denizens of different English towns were to see that the police were only human like themselves and not agents of the state and crown then I'm sure there would be less rioting.

The Daily Mail believes that castration will help you live longer so listen up balaclava wearing yoof encouraged by nazi tattoo wearing elders in braces.

 however the article below begs to differ 

https://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2022/06/human-men-losing-their-testicles-causes-medical-problems-so-why-doesnt-the-same-happen-with-pets/