Pothole 2

With apologies to Tom Jones for fiddling about with his classic hit 'Delilah'

I saw the light on her bike as she entered the pothole

I saw her blonde wig come loose on the bars

She was a woman (I think)

As she climbed out, I watched, and there were stars

My my my Injury Lawyers4U

Why why why Injury Lawyers4U

I could see, that girl was good for a claim

Shot over with clipboard and said who was to blame 

At break of day when they came to fix the pothole

I crossed the street to her house and she opened the door

She stood there laughing

Another man with a bigger claim form had been there before

My my my commission 

Why why why no commission

So before they come to tarmac the floor

Forgive me o Pothole, I just couldn't take any more

She stood there laughing

I felt the shovel in my hand and she laughed no more

My my my pothole

Why why why pothole

So before they come to tarmac the floor

I dug another pothole, I just couldn't take any more

I dug another pothole, I just couldn't take any more